Decoding Visions with Bob

Bob is a madman. He has been interpreting the prophets for years, but his methods are unorthodox. He sees visions in the toaster, hears voices in the shower, and writes them down in a series of cryptic notes.

Here are some of his latest visions, decoded:

				"Buy more cat food"
				"Paint the town red"
				"Beware the cheese"
				"Learn to play the harmonica"
			

Bob's visions are not just random words on a page. No, no. They have deep meaning.

For example, "Buy more cat food" is clearly a reference to the impending cat apocalypse. The cats are coming, and we must be prepared.

Or, "Beware the cheese." Ah, yes. This is a warning about the dangers of lactose intolerance. Do not underestimate the power of a well-placed gouda.

As for "Learn to play the harmonica," Bob has been known to play the harmonica in the shower, much to the dismay of his neighbors. But that is a story for another time.

Stay tuned for more updates from Bob's visions!

Want to learn more about Bob's methods? Check out the Deciphering the Visions page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Reading Between the Lines for a more in-depth look at Bob's process.