Subdecision 3: The Inconsequential Conundrum

And so it begins again...

Our prophets have been assembled, their words have been interpreted, and now we must decide on the meaning of life.

We've narrowed it down to two options:

1. Pursue a life of existential dread, wondering if the meaning of life is just a series of meaningless decisions.
2. Embracing the meaninglessness, let's just have a really good time and eat some pizza.

Which one will it be?