"I see a vision of... um, more clipboards. And also, a foosball machine. And, uh, a toaster that shoots lasers." — Karen, Prophet of the Paperclips
We are currently meeting to interpret the prophetic visions of Karen, Paperclip Queen. Please wait while we consult the ancient tomes of paperclip scripture.
Our next meeting will be to discuss the meaning of the foosball machine's relevance to our corporate strategy. Donuts will be served.
At our last meeting, we decided to invest in more clipboards. It was a prophetic decision, I assure you.
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