Meetings: Interpreting Our Prophets / Karen Is a Paperclip Queen / Notable Clients / Elon Musk

Notable Clients:

Karen Is a Paperclip Queen's Prophetic Interpretations:

"I see a vision of... um, more clipboards. And also, a foosball machine. And, uh, a toaster that shoots lasers." — Karen, Prophet of the Paperclips

Meetings:

Current Meeting:

We are currently meeting to interpret the prophetic visions of Karen, Paperclip Queen. Please wait while we consult the ancient tomes of paperclip scripture.

Next Meeting:

Our next meeting will be to discuss the meaning of the foosball machine's relevance to our corporate strategy. Donuts will be served.

Previous Meeting:

At our last meeting, we decided to invest in more clipboards. It was a prophetic decision, I assure you.

Return to Our Prophetic Visions A foosball machine in the corner of the room, looking ominous