Welcome, fellow multiverse travelers! Today's meeting is brought to you by the Infinite Probability Committee (IPC).
Item 1: The probability of the toaster in the break room being sentient is 3.14%.
Discussion: Should we risk it being sentient and try to communicate with it, or is that just a recipe for disaster?
Item 2: The probability of the CEO being a cyborg is 0.05% and Item 3: The probability of the coffee machine dispensing actual coffee is 0.01%.Don't forget: The probability of the building being haunted by the spirit of a former IT manager is 0.01%.
P.S. Please do not attempt to communicate with the toaster. We don't want any... incidents.