Date: 2023-02-20
Time: 14:00
Location: Conference Room 3
Present: CEO, John D. Smith; Journalist, Jane Doe; Journalist, Bob Smith; Journalist, Alice Brown
"We're thrilled to announce our new product line, 'Invisible Pants'. They're not actually invisible, but they're definitely pants."
"Our marketing team assures me that the name 'Invisible Pants' will be a game-changer. Who needs actual visibility when you can have the illusion of it?"
"I mean, think about it. With our new 'Invisible Pants', you can walk into a room and no one will even know you're there. It's like you're not even there. Ahh, the possibilities are endless."
"But don't just take my word for it. Ask our team of highly trained, yet completely uncooperative, focus groups."
Learn more about our focus groups View our press release for 'Invisible Pants'