IT Guy Became Full-Time Philosopher King

The IT Guy, a man of mystery and questionable competence, has abandoned his keyboard and taken up the mantle of Philosopher King. His reign is marked by wisdom, confusion, and a general air of desperation.

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Decrees of IT Guy, Philosopher King

• Decree 1: All computers shall be painted in bold, neon colors.
• Decree 2: The phrase 'Have you tried turning it off and on again?' shall henceforth be considered a mortal sin.
• Decree 3: All meetings shall be conducted in a dark, damp cave to simulate the feeling of being in a server room.
• Decree 4: The concept of 'patching' shall be redefined to mean 'just hitting things with a hammer till it breaks'.
• Decree 5: All passwords shall be 12 characters long and contain at least 3 exclamation marks.

IT Guy's Manifesto

The IT Guy's Manifesto is a 500 page treatise on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. It is a must-read for anyone seeking enlightenment.

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