Section 1: Important Decisions

Today's meeting will feature a series of crucial discussions and decisions that will determine the course of the company. Don't miss out!

1. Approve new coffee machine order. Yes or no?
2. Review and revise company slogan for the 12th time. Is "We're not actually doing that" still too long?
3. Decide on new employee of the month awards. Who will it be this time? Maybe it'll be you!

For more on the meeting's progress, visit:

• Section 2: The Drama
• Section 3: The Accusations