Jane's Theory: The Ultimate Guide to Procrastination

Today's agenda:

• 10:00am - Arrival and awkward small talk
• 10:15am - "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode"
• 10:30am - Binge-watching cat videos
• 11:15am - "I'm not procrastinating, I'm researching!"
• 12:00pm - Lunch break! (Pizza and Netflix)
• 1:00pm - "I've got this! (I'm just reorganizing my notes)"
• 2:00pm - The meeting was supposed to end 10 minutes ago, but I'm not done yet
• 3:00pm - "I'm not in charge, I'm just the assistant to the regional manager"
• 4:00pm - "I'm just taking a quick power nap"

Next meeting: "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Seminar by Jane"

Appendix: Procrastination Techniques