Are you tired of living in a world where socks go missing, only to reappear in the most unlikely of places? Do you yearn for a society where every footstep is a statement? Then join us, the Socktopian Revolution!
Our mission is simple: reclaim the missing sock, reclaim your sanity, and reclaim your right to wear matching socks in public!
Join us in our fight for Socktopian Liberation, and together, we shall make the world a more coordinated place, one missing sock at a time.