We, the management team, have decided that using our screensaver as a justification for extra time is a valid reason.
After conducting an in-depth analysis of our productivity reports, we have determined that excessive screen time is a key factor in determining our work ethic.
In fact, our research indicates that every 10 seconds of screensaver time is equivalent to 2 minutes of actual work time.
Therefore, we are proposing a new meeting format where we spend the first 20 minutes of each meeting staring at the screen, ensuring our productivity stays on track.
This new approach will also serve as a great team-building activity, fostering a sense of unity and focus among team members.