Known Deadlines - Because Who Needs to be On Time, Anyway?

Where the deadlines are made of lead, and the procrastination is real.

Missed Deadlines Coming Soon Deadlines

• Overdue Deadlines (RIP)
• Next Week Deadlines (Maybe)

Deadlines are like the weather: everyone's talking about it, but nobody knows what's really happening. Except for the ones who are actually on time, but let's face it, those guys are boring.

Known Deadlines

We have a long list of deadlines that are technically on time, but let's be real, who's counting?

• The Johnson report: Due tomorrow, but let's be real, it's already late.
• The marketing meeting: Next Wednesday, but only if you're not counting the 3 hours we're going to spend deciding what color the meeting room will be.

The Great Deadline Death Match

(Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. Unless you are a freelancer, then it's basically a nightmare)