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Known Meeting Ethics

A meeting of the minds, where the most important thing is not what you say, but how you say it.

Our meeting ethics is simple: be loud, be proud, and never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

But don't just take our word for it, check out our meeting ethics manifesto:

Manifesto

Meeting Ethics Manifesto

Meeting Ethics: The Rules

Our meeting ethics is based on the following rules:

  1. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, be on time.
  2. Don't be a meeting interrupter. If the chairperson is speaking, just nod. Don't nod too much, or you might get a meeting ninja star in the back.
  3. Don't be a meeting whisperer. Speak clearly, and don't be afraid to use a loud and proud voice.
  4. A meeting is not a competition. It's not about who can shout the loudest, who can make the most eye contact, or who can eat the most donuts. It's about the collective brain of the group, working together towards a common goal.

And, of course, there's one more rule:

Don't get too attached, meetings are temporary. Like the seasons, they come and go. Except for the meeting that never ends, that's just a myth, a legend, a rumor, a...

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Meetings are like a box of chocolates

You never know what you're going to get. Except in our meetings. Here, we have a clear agenda, a clear purpose, and a clear plan.

But, just like a box of chocolates, our meetings come in a variety of shapes and sizes.

Which one will you get? Only time will tell!

Meetings by type

Meetings: The Never-Ending Story

This is the story of meetings, told by the meetings themselves.

It's a story of meetings that never end, of meetings that just keep going and going.

And, just like the story, our meetings have their own themes:

Read more about our meetings, the story that never ends:

The Meeting Story