Today's meeting was a resounding success, with only 3 attendees out of 10 being late, and only 2 people forgetting their laptops. A true testament to the power of the Ambitious Meeting Protocol.
Key takeaways:
John will bring a better snack next time. Bob will stop using the conference room for his personal storage unit. Carol will not ask "what is breakfast again?" in the future.
The Ambitious Meeting Protocol will be implemented company-wide by the end of Q2. All employees are encouraged to participate in the training sessions to be held in the conference room... after the fridge has been emptied.