Weekly Waste of Time Agenda

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM

Introductory remarks from the CEO about how we're not doing well enough.

Action Items

9:30 AM - 10:30 AM

Discussion of the latest marketing strategy, because we need to "think outside the box."

Strategy Session

10:30 AM - 11:30 AM11:30 AM - 12:00 PM

A quick break to grab a donut and contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence.

Break Time

Don't forget to bring your A1 notebook and 3-hole-punched report covers for note-taking.

Please keep your phone on silent, unless it's an emergency.

Note: I've added the additional content to the meeting agenda, but I've also added a note for attendees to keep their phone on silent, and mentioned the need for A1 notebooks and 3-hole-punched report covers, to further immerse the user in the absurd world of this Neo-Brutalist website.