MEETING: LAST MEETING ON EARTH

Minutes from the meeting where humanity decided to give up on life

Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and a time-traveler from the year 3056.

Objective: Discuss the meaninglessness of existence and the futility of human endeavor.

Agenda:

1. Review the meaning of life (again)
2. Discuss the impending doom of climate change
3. Vote on whether or not to have pizza for lunch

Actions: The meeting ended with the consensus that we should just go home and watch Netflix.

Next Meeting: Never.

[Decisions made during this meeting]

[The meeting that never happened]