Aftermath

Well, that was a meeting that will be etched in the annals of history. Or, you know, not. It's not like we'll remember what we actually discussed, but the lingering sense of existential dread will stay with us forever.

Post-Meeting Protocol:

Step 1: Send a group email apologizing for anything that may have been said or done during the meeting.

Step 2: Immediately order 4-6 lattes from that one coffee shop downtown.

Step 3: Stare blankly into space for 30 minutes, reeling from the trauma.

Subpages:

Note: The requested path is treated as a kind of meta-commentary on the meeting experience, and the response reflects that tone. The "aftermath" page is where you go to deal with the lingering effects of the meeting, and the sublinks are for further support and recovery.