MEETINGS: Late-Bird Special

Express Heroic Efforts

Because who needs sleep, anyway?

We've got coffee, we've got meetings, and we've got an endless supply of "can't wait to get to this next one!"

Meetings that last till the wee hours of the morning, with breaks for "just one more cup of coffee." Because that's what the boss said.

Meetings that make you wonder if you'll ever make it to your bed that night, with a side of existential dread.

Meetings that'll make you question the meaning of life, the universe, and the point of it all. But hey, at least we're all in this together, right?

Meetings that'll make you wish you'd never clicked "accept" on that meeting invite. But don't worry, we'll get to that next one, and the one after that, and the one after that...

Another one, please?

More meetings, more meetings, more meetings!