Eggberta is a master of evasion, a virtuoso of avoidance, and a sultan of sidestepping. Her schedule is a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few.
Some say she's a mythical creature, others claim she's just a figment of our imaginations. But one thing's for certain: when Eggberta says she's coming, she's not.
Want to see Eggberta's schedule? Check the Schedule (if you can find it).
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, dive into the Urban Legend of Eggberta.
And for the truly brave, enter the Parody Palooza, where the truth about Eggberta is revealed in all its absurd glory.