Today, we finally figured out why our project is running 6 years late. It's not our fault.
Learn more about the fowl reasoningWe're 90% complete. The remaining 10% is just for show.
We've made some progress, but let's be real, it's not like it matters.
See the meeting minutes from the 'I told you so' session
We'll be having a meeting to discuss why we're late, but not actually doing anything about it.
Join us for some more 'strategic' thinking