Late Bird Special

Progress Report

Today, we finally figured out why our project is running 6 years late. It's not our fault.

Learn more about the fowl reasoning

Current Status:

We're 90% complete. The remaining 10% is just for show.

View our fancy pie chart

We've made some progress, but let's be real, it's not like it matters.

See the meeting minutes from the 'I told you so' session

Upcoming Meetings:

We'll be having a meeting to discuss why we're late, but not actually doing anything about it.

Join us for some more 'strategic' thinking

Celebrate our 5th year of being late with us