Because who needs coffee when you can have a meeting that starts an hour late?
The "Late-Bird Special" meeting is a bold move, even for the most seasoned procrastinators among us. It's like the meeting that never really starts.
Today's agenda includes:
- Item 1: "Why we're still here"
- Item 2: "What we're doing, sort of"
- Item 3: Breakout Session - "Where did we put the notes?"
Join us for a meeting that will surely make you question the fabric of time and space itself.
Don't forget to grab a snack from the "I'm Running Late" vending machine, stocked with "Still Got Time?" granola bars and "Just a Minute?" trail mix.