Resolution 001: The Late Bird Special is hereby declared to be a real thing, and all employees are required to attend at least 3 meetings per week.
Resolution 002: All meetings must now start with a 10-minute discussion of who ate the last donut in the break room.
Resolution 003: It is mandatory to wear a "I'm not late" pin on your lapel at all times while in the office.
Resolution 004: All meetings will now be held in the break room, because the conference room has a bad Wi-Fi signal.
Resolution 005: The CEO is now required to attend every meeting, but is not allowed to say anything.