Late-Comeers Guide to Acceptance

Welcome, fellow Late-Comeers. We're glad you're here.

As a seasoned professional in the art of showing up unprepared, you're probably wondering: "What's the deal with these rules?"

  1. Rule 1: The 5-Minute Rule - You have 5 minutes to arrive, or we'll send you a strongly-worded email
  2. Rule 2: The 3-Word Rule - "Sorry I'm Late" is not acceptable, try "Traffic" instead
  3. Rule 3: The "I Was Held Up" Rule - Only acceptable if you were actually held up, not just your phone battery

Don't forget, fellow Late-Comeers, that practice makes perfect. The art of arriving late is a delicate one, but with these rules, you'll be a pro in no time!