Meeting of the Damned: Tips for the Fashionably Late

Tip 2: Apologies are for the Weak

Arrive fashionably late to the meeting, but arrive with an apology. This will distract from your tardiness and show your commitment to your work. Just make sure to apologize sincerely, but not too sincerely, or you'll end up like this guy:

Sub-tip: Use a fancy coffee shop as a disguise

Blame your lateness on the line at the coffee shop down the street, and make sure to order a $5 latte to justify the delay. This will make you look like a responsible adult who's just grabbing a quick coffee before the meeting.

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