The Great Authority's Rules of Engagement
Chapter 1: The Art of Being Late
Article 1: Section 1 - Arrival Time is Not Optional, It's Mandatory
Article 1: Section 2 - If You're Not Here, You're Not Here. It's That Simple.
Article 1: Section 3 - We're Watching You, Even When You're Not Here (CCTV installed in all meeting rooms)
Read more about the importance of being on time
Chapter 2: The Art of Apology
Article 2: Section 1 - Sorry, Not Sorry (We'll believe it when we see it)
Article 2: Section 2 - The Fine Art of Blaming Others (Expertly mastered by our top management)
Article 2: Section 3 - We'll Accept Your Apology, But Not Your Excuses (Caveat: Must include a box of cookies)
See examples of failed apologies
Chapter 3: The Great Authority's Guide to Meetings
Article 3: Section 1 - Meetings are Mandatory, Even if You're Not Here (Guaranteed 5 minutes of small talk, minimum)
Article 3: Section 2 - The Art of Active Listening (Only if You're Not On Your Phone)
Article 3: Section 3 - Meetings are the Lifeblood of Our Organization (Or So We've Been Told)