Reasons 1-5
- I was busy reorganizing my extensive collection of novelty socks. Read more
- I was in an intense game of Solitaire, and I just couldn't quit. Read more
- I was on a secret mission to save the world from certain doom. Read more
- I was busy perfecting my recipe for the world's best lasagna. Read more
- I was attending an impromptu meeting of the world's most exclusive, secret society of professional hammock enthusiasts. Read more