We're glad you're here! It seems you're a bit late to the meeting. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly overworked experts are currently engaged in intense brainstorming sessions.
As you enter the Overload Zone, please be aware that ideas may be flying around at breakneck speeds, leaving behind a trail of half-baked, unrefined concepts and occasionally a stray stapler.
Don't worry, we won't judge you if you can't keep up. We're used to dealing with the occasional time-traveler who's lost in the timestream or the occasional genius who's still figuringประก out the plot of our last meeting.
So, what's your excuse for being late? Did you get lost in the parking garage? Did you get stuck in the elevator? Or did you simply forget what floor we're on this week?