You're late, you're really late. But don't worry, we've got solutions for that.
Step 1: Acknowledge your tardiness. It's okay, really.
Step 2: Blame someone else. It's always someone else's fault.
Step 3: Come up with a half-baked excuse. It's all about the art of spin.
Step 4: Apologize profusely, but only after 3 minutes of hemming and hawing.
And that's it. You're done. Go forth and arrive fashionably late.
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