Meetings: Latecomers' Justifications

Why We're Still Here

We're still here because we're not really late. We're just fashionably delayed. Like when you show up to a party 10 minutes late and everyone's like, "Oh, you're here! You're so punctual!" No, we're not punctual. We're just pretending to be.

Common Excuses

• My bus broke down, but it was just a fig leaf
• I got lost in the parking lot, it's a big place
• My coffee machine was on fire, and I had to put it out

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