Because, let's face it, being on time is overrated.
Lost in Translation (of Time Zones)
Quantum Fluctuations: Where Time is Relative
Or, if all else fails, just blame My Watch is Broken
Cause #1: Traffic is My Cat |
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You know, I was stuck behind a really interesting-looking squirrel. I'm sure it was just waiting for me. |
Cause #2: Lost in Translation (of Time Zones) |
I'm pretty sure I set my clock an hour ahead. It's not like I'm responsible for anything important, right? |
Cause #3: Quantum Fluctuations: Where Time is Relative |
I'm not late, I'm just in a different time dimension. It's a real thing, I swear. Ask any physicist. |
Cause #4: My Watch is Broken |
I'm pretty sure I set it an hour ahead, but now it says it's time for tea. And I'm not just talking about any tea... |