Meetings: The Art of Arriving Fashionably Late

Arriving fashionably late, we've mastered the art of making an entrance. Our team of experts has spent years perfecting the technique, and we're not afraid to share it with you.

But, don't just take our word for it. Here's a list of benefits you'll experience when you arrive fashionably late:

Everyone will remember your outfit
You'll get extra attention from your coworkers
Your excuses will become the stuff of legend

And, as a special bonus, we're offering a free consultation on how to create the perfect "I'm running late, but not too late" face.

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But, be aware that Paralysis is a real thing

It's a condition where your mind is so focused on arriving late, you forget what you're supposed to do once you're actually there.

We're not saying you'll get Paralysis, but... actually, that's exactly what we're saying.

Symptoms:
- Forgetting what you're supposed to bring
- Getting lost in the hallway
- Forgetting the meeting was today

If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, don't worry! We have solutions.

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