You're late, you're late. For a very important meeting. The kind of meeting that will determine the fate of humanity.
Don't bother checking your watch, you're already behind schedule. Just take a deep breath and step right in.
As you rush in, you'll be greeted by the piercing gaze of the Meeting Chair. Their eyes will burn with an unrelenting fury, as they wonder why you couldn't find the time to be punctual.
But fear not, dear Latecomer, for you are not alone. There will be others. Others who will join you in this hall of shame, where the late arrivals gather to commiserate and plan their escape.
Our Story: How it all began. The birth of Latecomers Anonymous, a support group for those who cannot seem to be on time.
Our Members: A diverse group of individuals who are just like you. Except for the one who always wears a watch. That guy is just here for the snacks.
Meet the Founders:
Meet Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the man who brought Latecomers to the world.
And Bertrand, the guy who just kinda showed up one day and was like "Hey, I'm in charge now."