Meeting 1: The One Where We All Argue
Today's Agenda:
- Item 1: The Great Coffee Debacle
- Item 2: The Debate Over Who Ate the Last Donut
- Item 3: The Sudden Realization That Our Meeting is a Waste of Time
Discussion Points:
- Is it better to have the meeting in the conference room or the break room?
- Should we have a team-building activity, like trust falls or something?
- Can someone please pass the donuts?
Important Notes:
- Remember: No meeting is too short, no meeting is too long.
- Everyone is wrong, but that doesn's okay.
- We will all just pretend to care about each other.
Next Meeting:
Meeting 2: The One Where We All Cry
Meeting 3: The One Where We All Pretend to Be Friends
Meeting 4: The One Where We All Get Banned From the Office