Meeting 1: The One Where We All Argue

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: The Great Coffee Debacle
• Item 2: The Debate Over Who Ate the Last Donut
• Item 3: The Sudden Realization That Our Meeting is a Waste of Time

Discussion Points:

• Is it better to have the meeting in the conference room or the break room?
• Should we have a team-building activity, like trust falls or something?
• Can someone please pass the donuts?

Important Notes:

• Remember: No meeting is too short, no meeting is too long.
• Everyone is wrong, but that doesn's okay.
• We will all just pretend to care about each other.

Next Meeting:

Meeting 2: The One Where We All Cry

Meeting 3: The One Where We All Pretend to Be Friends

Meeting 4: The One Where We All Get Banned From the Office