MEETING-4: THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE FORGETS WHY THEY'RE HERE

Welcome to Meeting-4, where the only thing more exciting than the agenda is the free coffee machine in the break room.

In this meeting, we'll discuss the Johnson report, but let's be real, we're all here for the free donuts.

Agenda:

• Donut breaks will be at 10:00 and 2:00. Please bring your own coffee.

  If you're not already lost, that's normal.

  AGENDA:

  1. Johnson Report: Because someone has to present it, and it's not going to present itself.

  2. Action Items: Because we all know we're going to forget about them anyway.

  3. Decisions: We'll make some, or not. Who needs structure, right?

  See the Johnson Report here for more information.

ACTION ITEMS:

Because we're all so motivated, we've managed to come up with these:

1. Buy more donuts
2. Tell John to stop wearing those ridiculous glasses
3. Call the meeting in 15 minutes, just for fun

DECISIONS:

Because who needs decisions, anyway?

We've decided that:

1. We'll probably do the thing with the Johnson Report
2. Maybe, kind of, we'll do the other thing
3. Who knows, maybe we'll do nothing at all