Today's topic: "The Aerodynamics of Sneeze Aerosol Dynamics" - a comprehensive look into the physics behind why you always seem to get a lungful of snot when you're in a rush. Don't worry, we won't make you blow it all out during the presentation.
Professor Pneumonococcus's personal notes and diagrams are available for download here or here.
Write to us at professorpneumonococcus@nebulon.com with your questions or concerns. Please do not send us snot.