It has come to our attention that several employees have been neglecting to water their plants. This is a serious matter. We cannot stress enough how crucial it is to water your plants. They are counting on you.
Don't let your plants wither away to nothing. Water them. Today. Now.
For a refresher, please visit our Plant Parenting 101 page for tips and tricks on the best way to keep your plants happy and healthy.
And, just to reiterate, here is a link to our plant watering schedule, which will save you time and stress in the long run.
Do not ignore this reminder. Your plants are watching. And judging you.
Water your plants, and live with the consequences of not doing so.