The Coffee Machine: A Never-Ending Chore

Reasons why the coffee machine always needs to be replenished:

• 1. It's a sentient being with an insatiable thirst.

  Little do we know, our coffee machine has a deep love for the dark, rich liquid.

  It's not just a machine, it's a coffee connoisseur.

• 2. The machine is secretly a time-traveler from the 90s.

  It's stuck in a never-ending loop, reliving the same 24-hour period, constantly craving the caffeine-fueled rush of the 90s.

• 3. It's a plot by the coffee shop's owners to keep us coming back.

  A clever ruse to get us to keep buying more coffee beans, and, ahem, 'accidentally' leaving our wallets behind.

• 4. The machine has become a self-replicant.

  It's created a miniature, coffee-fueled doppelganger to do its bidding, ensuring an endless supply of coffee.

• 5. The machine is actually a portal to another dimension.

  Where the only currency is coffee, and we're just the unwitting tourists, constantly refilling its coffers.

• 6. It's just really, really thirsty.

  A simple explanation, really. Don't overthink it.

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