Q: What is a meeting?
A: It's a gathering of humans, usually to discuss things that could be discussed over email, but no one bothered to do that.
Q: Why do I need to be there?
A: Because someone, somewhere, needs to be seen to be doing something.
Q: Can I just send a meeting invite and call it a 'brainstorming session'?
A: Only if you're feeling particularly creative and want to see if you can get away with it. (Spoiler: You probably can't.)
Want to know more about our meeting culture?
Read on to the next page for more meeting-related shenanigans!