Torture Device Innovation: The Art of Meeting Facilitation

Meetings: the only place where people come together to waste time, resources, and their sanity.

Introducing the Deep Breath-In' 3000: a revolutionary new device designed to extract maximum productivity from even the most recalcitrant meeting attendees.

Key features:

• Guaranteed to leave you gasping for air
• Proven to increase meeting duration by 500%+
• Perfect for extracting those last 5-10 minutes of productivity from your team

Side effects may include:

• Increased risk of asphyxiation
• Uncontrollable yawning
• Temporary loss of motor function

We're looking for beta testers! Report your experiences with the Deep Breath-In' 3000 and help us refine the art of meeting torture.

Learn more about the mission behind the Deep Breath-In' 3000 and our vision for the future of meeting facilitation.

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