Torture Device Innovation: The Dark Art of Nap Time
Meetings: the bane of productivity and the scourge of sanity. But what if we told you there's a way to harness the power of meetings to induce maximum mental anguish? Behold, the Torture Device Innovation: a contraption designed to extract the last vestiges of your will to live from the depths of your soul.
Our team of expert engineers has crafted this behemoth of a device to extract every last drop of your creative juices, leaving you a shell of a human being, shivering in a corner, wondering what you did to deserve this fate.
Features:
- Advanced Suggestion Algorithm: Our AI-powered system will bombard you with an endless stream of "great ideas" that you'll never have time to implement, but will be forced to pretend you like.
- Aggressive Agenda Item Generation: Our device will create an endless list of items, each more convoluted and confusing than the last, guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and your sanity).
- Unrelenting Time Management: Our patented Time-Dilation technology will make you question the meaning of the word "minute", as you're stuck in meetings that seem to have no end in sight.
Don't say we didn't warn you. Learn more about our meeting participants' waiver forms and how we're secretly profiting from your suffering.