Are Meetings A Form Of Mental Torture?

Meetings: where productivity and sanity go to die. A place where the line between "work" and "therapy" blurs into a never-ending abyss of existential dread. But fear not, brave soul, for we've got the trapdoor technology that'll make you wonder how you ever managed without it.

Our patented Meeting-Minder 5000 uses AI-powered scheduling algorithms, augmented reality conference room projections, and an endless supply of free donuts to ensure your meetings are as productive as they are entertaining.

Features:

• Synthetic applause for your every idea
• AI-generated motivational posters to stimulate your creativity
• Donut-dispensing vending machines to fuel your caffeine addiction
• Optional "escape" button for when things get too real

Don't just survive meetings, thrive in them. Try Meeting-Minder 5000 today! Subscribe for more updates!

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, upgrade to our premium plan and get access to our exclusive "Meeting-Minder 5000 Plus" features, including:

• Optional virtual reality "escape room" mode
• Personalized "Meeting-Minder 5000" assistant bot
• Complimentary therapy sessions with our team of expert psychologists