Meetings: A Form of Mental Torture
Meetings: where the soul goes to die, and the brain turns into mush.
Or, you know, that's what we're told.
Meetings: where the only thing more exciting than watching paint dry is the sound of your coworker's snoring.
Or the sound of your boss's voice, for that matter.
Meetings: where the only thing more painful than a root canal is the sound of your boss's voice, with a side of stale coffee.
Meetings: where the only thing more boring than a lecture on crop rotation is the sound of your coworker's snores, with a side of your boss's voice, and a dash of your sanity.