Decision by Impulse: The Art of Doing Whatever You Want

Today's lecture is brought to you by our esteemed guest lecturer, Dr. "I'll just go with my gut" Jenkins.

Dr. Jenkins will take the stage to discuss the time-tested method of choosing what to do next based solely on your whims and fancies, or lack thereof. This approach has been rigorously proven to be 100% effective, or at least as effective as flipping a coin. Learn more about the Decision Prophets who have dedicated their lives to this pursuit of utter randomness.

Join us forประกthis riveting discussion on the merits of doing what feels good, rather than what makes sense. Snacks will be served, but only if you decide you want them.

Impromptu Decision Time! 

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Disclaimer: The views and prophets expressed on this website are not to be taken as actual advice or guidance. Or are they?

  
This website is a work of fiction and should not be used as an example of good decision-making practices.