ARE WE SCREWED?

Welcome to the most productive meeting of the year! Where else would you like to go?

We've got a whole agenda full of existential dread and impending doom.

Here's a quick rundown of our schedule:

Time Activity
9:00 AM Introduction by the CEO: "We're Screwed" (30 minutes)
9:30 AM Breakout Session: "The Apocalypse is Near" (1 hour)
11:00 AM Lunch Break: "Eat Something, Anything, We Don't Care" (1 hour)
12:00 PM Panel Discussion: "The End Times" (2 hours)

Want to attend the breakout session? Click here for more information.

Need help preparing for the apocalypse? Check out our Apocalypse Survival Guide.

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