Welcome to the most important meeting you'll ever attend! Today, we'll cover the basics of being on time, and why it's not just a suggestion, but a way of life.
According to our team of expert researchers, being on time is not just about showing up at the right moment, but about setting the universe into motion. You see, when you're late, you're disrupting the space-time continuum, causing a ripple effect of missed opportunities and disappointed expectations.
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