Cheat Sheet for Cheating

Advanced Techniques

Lesson 1: The Art of Procrastination

When faced with a task that seems too difficult, remember:

• Break it down into smaller, more manageable pieces
• Take a 30-minute break to check your phone
• Repeat steps 1-2 until the deadline is near

Lesson 2: The Science of Excuses

Understand the art of constructing the perfect excuse:

• Blame it on the dog (or a family member)
• Maintain eye contact while speaking the lie
• Use hand gestures for emphasis

Learn more about creative excuses

Lesson 3: The Ethics of Not Caring

When faced with a moral dilemma, ask yourself:

• Does it really matter?
• Will it affect my social media followers?
• Can I get away with it?

Explore the ethics of not caring