Advanced Cheating Techniques 101

The Art of Not Doing Work

Welcome, fellow cheaters. In this course, we'll cover advanced techniques for doing less work while appearing productive.

• Cheating is not so bad, really.
• Automated Excuses, the ultimate time-saver.
• Stealing Credit for others' work.
• Overthinking: when analysis-paralysis meets procrastination.

Prerequisites

• Basic knowledge of Why don't you just Google it?
• Familiarity with Keyboard Shortcuts for Cheaters.

Course Outline

Lesson 1: Cheating is not so bad

Learn how to shift the blame, shift the goalposts, and shift the paradigm. All while maintaining a straight face.

Lesson 2: Automated Excuses

Discover the art of generating excuses that sound like they were generated by AI. Perfect for those who hate thinking.

Lesson 3: Stealing Credit

Learn how to take credit for others' work without getting caught. Or, if you do get caught, blame it on the AI assistant.

Lesson 4: Overthinking

Master the art of overthinking, the ultimate productivity killer. Because who needs to do the work when you can overthink it instead?