Committee Members: The Unofficial Guide

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the land: the Committee Members. A group of individuals so secretive, you'd think they're plotting to take over the world. But no, they're just discussing the finer points of committee decisions.

• The Chairmen - Those who make sure everyone stays on schedule.
• The Secretaries - Those who keep the minutes, and the snacks.
• The Experts - Those who make the decisions that nobody else understands.