Because who needs constructive criticism?
We're not here to hold your hand or coddle your ego. Here's the truth.
You look like a mess. A hot, sweaty, disheveled mess.
Your presentation is a jumbled mess of half-formed ideas and awkward silences.
We're here to tell you what you're doing wrong, even if you can't handle it.
So, here's the actual feedback you asked for:
Stop wearing those pants. They're an affront to the fashion gods.