Welcome, students, to the most prestigious and revered institution of higher learning in the land: Judge McGee's Ethics Lectures! Here, we will delve into the most complex and esoteric aspects of moral philosophy, all while being guided by the infallible wisdom of our fearless leader, Judge McGee.
Today's topic: The Ethics of Being Righteous. A topic so profound, so multifaceted, that it will take a minimum of 3 hours to fully grasp, and a maximum of 5 years to truly master.
Don't forget, students, to bring your notebooks and pens. You will need them to take copious notes, as the sheer brilliance of Judge McGee's lectures will leave you breathless and bewildered.
And, as always, do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to apply the lessons learned here in the real world. We cannot be held responsible for any moral epiphanies, existential crises, or spontaneous combustion that may occur as a result of our teachings.
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