Phase One - The Experiment

In this groundbreaking study, we are testing the effects of minute pauses for caffeine on the human brain.

Our participants will be asked to perform various tasks while consuming a controlled amount of caffeine and then, randomly, will be required to pause for exactly 30 seconds to stare at a blank wall.

We will be monitoring their brain activity and recording their thoughts during these pauses to see if the effects of caffeine are truly as beneficial as everyone thinks.

Phase one of the study is currently underway, and we are expecting some fascinating results!

Phase Two - The Control Group
Phase Three - The Catastrophe

Phase One - The Experiment

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By participating in this study, you agree to give up all hope and sanity for at least 6 months.

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